My name is Lewis Goddard, and i am an 19-year-old child prodigy gone wild. I like Software Updates, Aircraft and Spaceships, Capturing anything that's Beautiful, Making, Disassembling, and Improving basically everything.

Skills and Abilities:

Website Design:
  • HTML 5
  • PHP 5
  • CSS 3
  • JavaScript
  • MySQL 5
  • WordPress 3
Photography:
  • Portrait
  • Still Life
  • Landscape
  • Pin-up
  • Lighting
  • Editing
Videography:
  • Post-Production Editing
  • Chroma Key Compositing
  • Audio Synchronization

Technology

I code browser extensions and mobile apps for Eustasy Extensions.

I test and write tutorials for How to Ubuntu.

I made Code for Ubuntu to generate codes and other embeds for How to Ubuntu, plus list them without all the jargon.

I am developing how to elementary os as an alternative to How to Ubuntu for this new, exciting, and, above all, beautiful operating system.

Coffee Beans don't exist,
and Orange does have a Rhyme.

Coffee Beans and other Lies is the ground-breaking new exposé from Lewis Goddard, brutally debunking everything from common misconceptions, to downright porkies.

With over 100 hundred Myths, Lies, Legends and Misconceptions, this book is surely a must have for any self-respecting human being.

Coffee Beans and other Lies is not limited by mundane things, such as references, or, indeed, taste. In fact, the entire book is basically a list of things you've been ignorant about for the preceding portion of our life.

Coming Soon to:

  • Amazon
  • Kobos
  • Barnes & Noble
  • Google Books
  • and iBookstore.